Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Review-The Absolutely True Story by Melanie Marchande

Book Title – The Absolutely True Story
Author – Melanie Marchande
Publisher –  
 Melanie Marchande
Genre – Romance, Comedy

   There are only two people in the world that I truly hate. One of them is unpacking his toothbrush in my bathroom, and the other one is texting me to find out what color my panties are. 

Pathetic, I know. I’m a romance novelist caught between the man I used to love, and the one who wants to destroy my career. Well - maybe “destroy” is too strong of a word. But there’s still no excuse for why I started a secret cyber-affair with a snarky reviewer who likes to rip my books apart. Yes, he’s mysterious, and yes, he has a silver tongue, but I can’t keep doing this. 

I have to focus on my fake relationship, with my *real* ex, all in the name of fooling my family. They think I’ve found the love of my life, and I’m determined not to let them find out the truth. 

That I lied. That my “dream guy” is really a selfish dirtbag who broke my heart. That the closest thing I have to a soulmate is a stranger on the internet, who’s happy to sext me while believing I’m in a committed relationship. 

It all started with five little words. 

Based on a true story...

 Melanie Marchande is a young writer who loves creating fun, flirty, and occasionally steamy stories about two people realizing they just can't live without each other. If you'd like to read more from her, please leave a review letting her know what you liked about the book so she knows what to write next. You can also connect with her online:

Email: Melanie@MelanieMarchande.com
Website: MelanieMarchande.com
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 Melanie Marchande is an author who writes with humor, and defined, well thought characters! She embroiders their story with over lapping characters, witty dialogue, and lots of hot sex! She s a sure 1 click for me and a joy to read, because I know I will like what she writes! She brings her characters stores to life with humor, sex, and chemistry! I love the way she gives her characters a voice in their story, and lets them tell the story sometimes, it keeps the book moving and the reader interested.
Felicity (Lissy) is a writer of naughty romances. Dean her Ex Bf has just moved back into her apartment to do her a big favor, And she is having a cyber affair with a book reviewer named M. He trashed her last book, and he has a legion of fans who will side with his reviews. He is also a Dominate, and a complete turn on for Lissy!. He goads her on the computer and their cyber affair begins. Kinda like like phone sex, only he gives her orders and she follows his commands. They eventually end up sexting on their phones. They have never met in person, meanwhile everyone thinks Lissy and Dean are back together again, and are wanting and pressuring them to get married. I hope you'll give this book a chance, it is hilarious, and the sex is swoon worthy! I can tell you no more about this book if ya want to read it you'll have to buy it, and at only $.99 it is a steal so go 1 click before it goes up!

Kris gave The Absolutely True Story 

5 stars

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